User:Qazaaq/Spelling Qazaaq While Eating a Ham Sandwich
By RedFault 15:33, 11 January 2008
Please note that this tutorial assumes you have some basic knowledge of spelling, typing, and making a ham sandwich. Those topics will not be covered here.
It is difficult, but entirely possible, to spell "Qazaaq" with your left hand while eating a ham sandwich with your right. The only difficulty is in producing the capital "Q". In order to achieve this, simply place your left pinky on the LEFT SHIFT KEY. Hold down the shift key with that finger, and use your middle finger (its length makes it the best choice for this effect) to press the "Q" key. Now, simply release both keys, and continue as described in the original "Spelling Qazaaq" tutorial.
- I'm allergic to ham. Can I still spell Qazaaq?--Haama 18:26, 11 January 2008 (EST)
- I assume the ham sandwich could be replaced with any sandwich you can hold in your right hand. If you really want to push it, you might want to try it with something you can't eat. Be sure to ask the original author first though, you might have to take a few safety measure.
- --Qazaaq 18:58, 11 January 2008 (EST)
- Thank you Haama for pointing out a glaring flaw in this tutorial. I should have mentioned that one may substitute ham for any lunch meat whatsoever, or, as Qazaaq notes, for a non-food product. There are also further considerations, such as "What to do if a pickle falls out of your sandwich while you're typing." Should we flag this tutorial as needing attention? I feel like a nub for not doing more research before tackling this topic.
- --RedFault 20:12, 11 January 2008 (EST)
- Thank you Haama for pointing out a glaring flaw in this tutorial. I should have mentioned that one may substitute ham for any lunch meat whatsoever, or, as Qazaaq notes, for a non-food product. There are also further considerations, such as "What to do if a pickle falls out of your sandwich while you're typing." Should we flag this tutorial as needing attention? I feel like a nub for not doing more research before tackling this topic.
- odd.bod I like the tutorial. But, I feel it could be quite degrading for some people. I'm just saying, some people might think you're calling them thick.
- Also, I think it's quite easy to spell Qazaaq. Oh well...
No offense meant - I think we just have incredibly dry humors.--Haama 13:36, 14 January 2008 (EST)
Also, why do you have to be eating a ham sandwhich? I thought it was a phrase to help people with spelling, a bit like FACE (music) odd.bod
- My team of highly-qualified Nobel prize winning scientists have confirmed this guide is compatible with most sandwiches (although, white bread also seemed to produce the best result). They do not recommend trying it whilst eating anything else, though. It will not end well.
- --Fella 10:28, 23 January 2008 (EST)