User:Talkie Toaster
Revision as of 12:10, 11 March 2007 by imported>Talkie Toaster
The management hopes you enjoy your stay here. Please do not steal the towels.
There are scorpions in the towels.
The scorpions are very possessive of the towels.
We are seeking mediation about it.
Unfortunately, they want the house *and* the car.